The Interpretative Dance Theocrats
As idasusan says, read the comments too.
Safe(r) Surfing Tip: Finish your drink, remove the cat from your lap.
He followed up with a brilliant mockery of The da Vinci Code (which, let's face it, rolls over and begs for that kind of treatment):
The Internet Theologian Explains the Da Vinci Code
Charlotte Bob says check it out.
Hat tips to snippy for the first and themagdalen (via idasusan) for the second.